Sum of yew don't know the uvver katz in mise family. So I finked I should interjuice yew and tells yew a liddle bit about dem.
Dis my Uncle Whooshka. Sum sez he is a Tonkinese - sum sez he is a applehead Siamese....I fink he's a applehead cos he's so apeeling! Get it? Apple Peel...hehehe
He was a stray on de streets and Mummy and Daddy took him in....dere furst cat tergever. Dat was five years ago. He is de bestest Uncle in de World and maybe eben de bestest cat cos he looks after all of us but he bewwy bewwy gentle. He got a funny miaow tho. He sound like a gal! ( don't tell him I sed dat!)
De ubber free kitties is all called Mesmereyes.... dat dere breeders name but I fink she my Auntie Carole.
Dey is all bewwy bootiful Burpmillas - a speshel breed. They all comed to our place as adult cats being rehomed cos Auntie Carole knew my Mum ( who is crazy cat lady) and my Dad ( who nearly crazy cat lady) would love dem heaps and gib dem good homes.
De furst one is D'Arcy...my bestes fwend in de hole wurl...he like my big bruvver and we plays all day long - an sometimes all night too...hehehehehe
Mummy say he a lubly boy but a big sook...whatebber dat means.
Dis is my bewwy bootiful Auntie Millie. Daddy sez she got "cometobed eyes" but I don't know why she want to come to bed in de mawning. She only juz got up! Sumtimez she like me....sometimes she don't.
Dis Burpmilla is Auntie Soraya...she a princess and a queen and a grumpy bum. Mummy call her Devil Diva sumtimez. She smackz me sumtimez and she was bewwy bewwy nasty to D'Arcy...always fights him and eben left TWO of her claws stuck in his head. He cwied and cwied. We finked maybe we have to send her away but now she being a GOOD Diva and she don't hurt D'Arcy any more.