Dere is sum silly Golden Rules.
If it's good to give and neber count der cost - den how do yew get a tax deduction?
Blessed is de meek for dey shall inherit de earth - but wot you gonna do wiv a bucketful of dirt?
Lub vy neighbour as vyself - unless he's a cerial killer - cos hoo wans ded cornflakes?
Dats wot I finks inyway - but I'm only a liddle kitty so I'm allowed to be silly. Wot's politican's xcooz?
Lub and liks from
Lord Oliver Monta Purrington